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11 Feb
11Feb

My Tongue-in-Cheek Chinese Astrology   

I am Metal.  

I am a Rat. 

I am a Metal Rat. 

As if being a Scorpio 

in Western astrology isn’t enough,  

yes, you heard me right, I am a Metal Rat.  

Why can’t I be a nice animal,  

like a loveable loyal heroic dog 

or a cute fluffy kind and tender rabbit?  

Why am I all these things 

that are dark and hard?  


Rats live in the shadows, 

maneuvering after midnight, 

plotting, scheming, contriving,   

manipulating poems,  

turning words.   

Finessing this deep-seated beguilement 

like hard lessons or spells of 

such witchery is rarely confessed 

by the secretive rat— or so they say. 

Do you know the secrets?


You know the lore:

it depends, it all depends 

on what type of Rat it is, 

a Metal Rat, 

a Water Rat, 


a Wood Rat,  

a Fire Rat,  

or an Earth Rat.  

Yet, they are all Rats. 


Some legends claim,  

and some legends don’t,  

that we Rats are misunderstood. 

Don’t misjudge us-- 

or at least not all of us.   

We know you think of us 

as  rascals, 

scoundrels, 

good-for-nothing rogues and sneaks,  

snitches and traitors, 

with a heart, yes,  

but of betrayal, 

the way they say 

a Scorpio keeps score.  

This is not the truth, 

or at least not the whole truth— 

rats tell you nothing but the truth 

at least half the time.  

The other half they mean to 

just save you some trouble.  

Being secretive is  not always the same as lying.  

And Rats will always keep your secrets,

even when you don't keep ours. 

   

We don’t live alone 

like the lonely Dragon. 

We don’t set afire 

all we love to burn.  

We are social creatures, 

enjoying the night life when we can, 

but still, many like staying home 

writing metallic poems,  

sitting still at desks instead of gliding airily

around the silver wooden dance floor, 

with the watery glowing lights 

or the stillness in playing detective, 

in night's stillness detecting dreams,  

their sneaky,  

puzzling 

bejeweled bedazzling meanings 

in the labrinthes under

pillows and streets.  


Excuse me for speaking ill of the Dragon.  

Truly, Rats and Dragons get along. 

 I manipulated my words in this poem, 

momentarily manipulated the truth, 

just to make a point in a way that felt fun.  

I guess not fun for everyone,  

I guess not for the Dragons.  


We all have a bit of the Dragon in us,

we all have a bit of the Rat--

we all have bits and pieces in 

us of all things, both positive and negative. 

There are a lot of good things about both

fiery orange Dragons and Rats with translucent red eyes. 


Now if I were a Dragon, I could be Fire  

(but I already am as  

the Scorpio is known as Phoenix), 

and that, the alchemical gold. 

Some do say the Metal the Rat is is Gold.  


So if I were as Dragon, 

I could fly breathing fire instead 

of being the Gold that the Dragon 

seeks and keeps in its cave, 

I would never have to melt 

a little each time it roars.


But whereas the Rat is used to dark, 

can see in the dark,

 can find its way in the dark to where  

it can finally rest, sleep at the light 

at the long end of the tunnel come dawn, 


so come down.

in your altitude and your attitude.

Don’t look for me always in the dark, 

but look for me, us Rats 

also in all the golden and metallic hues

in earth and water and sky,

including things that shine in the dark.  


Most don’t notice. 

They don’t notice that, 

and don’t notice us, 

we being underfoot

the sidewalks,  

the streets, 

the floors, 

in basements, 

in foundations, 

in crawlspaces, 

and in fields in tall golden grasses 

or grasses by sheds in backyards, 

in grasses and tall wildflowers 

of the rivers, streams, and lagoons, 

creaking or sleeping by the creeks 

and in woodpiles 

and under fallen trees and branches.   

 Enhancement of details  is one of our gifts,

such as among the dandelions,

lifting others’ spirits to the heights 

of wishes to which to go

be sent aloft on the wind like the fuzzy seeds.  

blown by the breath of beings.  


So why is it the Emperor  

chose the Rat as one of twelve 

animals in the Chinese zodiac? 

Because, to be fair, as an Emperor has to be, 

he had to invite ALL the animals, 

but there are only twelve yearly cycles

of the year to each be represented. 

So the Emperor held a race  

and the first twelve to finish would win.

And among the dandelions

along the path to the finish, 

Rat won one of the twelve spots.   


Legend also has it that the Rat cheated.    

But, trust me, we are not all like that.